Collection of random thoughts

Holy bejeesus!

I am just no good at this blogging business anymore. The last time I posted something was the 10th April?! And you probably wouldn't even consider it a real post since there was nothing real insightful in those rather blurry pics.

That's not to say I haven't tried and haven't thought of things I could post here... it is just a matter of time, or lack of. With the onset of Masterchef back on tv and the exhaustion of travel to and from work, the idea of dancing my fingers across a keyboard at home is the last thing that I want to do. And hence this very neglected 'new blog'

Sorry bloggy!

Perhaps this will be a start, once I get the brain juices flowing, the other random thoughts will just flow....

Let me start with superficial vain things that made me glow with increasing joyness, because I too, can be a superficial vain bitch if I want to be.

1. A chick told me I had awesome legs and she wished she had my legs. Awww, I never thought that my short stumpy little legs would ever be the envy of any woman, but the thought that even having just 1 girl out of the millions of girls around the world wishing she had my legs - well - that makes you feel good.

2. I was standing at the bus stop one morning, waiting for my ride into the city on the consistently late city bus when out of the blue, a truck slows down, and a young guy pokes his head out the window and blows a wolf-whistle in my direction... at first, not really thinking it was aimed at me, I look around to see who it could have been aimed at.... but to my genuine surprise, I'm the only person standing there. Shock! Surprise! Amazement! IT WAS AIMED AT ME!

It took me by such surprise that I didn't know how to react, and shortly after the truck had passed, another car slowed down and lo and behold, a SECOND wolf-whistle TO ME! Wow, I must've been doing something right that morning :D

Flattering, really flattering. Yet offensive as well. Very offensive! Wolf-whistling signifies an objectification of women and for that I am totally against it... oh who am I kidding? I'm not against it at all, it makes me feel good and because of that, I love it :D

3. Just last week, I was having a chat to some people and one of them asked me what my ethnic heritage was because I look rather exotic. Really? Me? Exotic? Awwww, all these compliments and I just don't know how to respond to them... she might have been just trying to be polite, however, on that very same night, the taxi driver who drove me home said exactly the same thing to me. 'You very exotic, Miss'
Why thank you very much Mr Taxi Driver!

Man, I must've been doing something right that night!
If I was any more vain, I would be beginning to think hang on a sec, am I turning into a supermodel or something???? hehehe, yeah, I could only wish but it will never happen because vomiting doesn't suit me, and I do love to eat.

4. Hmm, how do I start no.4... well, as you well know, I am prone to strange, weird, elaborate and over the top dreams. Some of them, I couldn't even make them up if I tried. And quite often I remember them quick vividly. Well, the most recent of these weird and elaborate dreams involved me being very very very very pregnant. Suffice to say, a whole of stuff happened, I do a helluva lot while I'm stumbling around preggers, and then I go into labour and get taken to hospital to have the baby. Funnily enough, it was a short labour, and I didn't feel any pain at all. In fact, after the birth, I quite happily tell anyone who will listen how easy it was to have a baby and I don't know what all the fuss was about. My baby was stunningly gorgeous of course. Just like mum ;) The father of my baby was unknown. Perhaps in my dreams, I was a floozy? heheh

What on earth do you think that means? Dream interpretations suggests it may be a new beginning, or a new idea or project being hatched. Mmmmmmm, I like I like!

5. Important thing I have learnt: being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.

And a load will lift from your shoulders after you acknowledge that.

6. Ummm... I have started something. And it's not good. And I haven't thought about the consequences or where it might lead to, and I want to keep it going but I know it won't last and I don't know how to end it. But I guess I never want it to end, if I can help it. However, the right thing to do is to stop doing it. It's like crack, and I'm addicted to it.

7. Bejewelled. The work of the app. devil.

to be continued...